tendentious

\ten-DEN-shus\

adjective

: marked by a tendency in favor of a particular point of view :biased

Patient: Candace Jane Opper

Age: 30

Study: TENDENTIOUS behavior occurring on 9 October, 2010

Trend of waking with a start, early, alert, to a room that clings to dawn, having to pee.

Custom of taking only one sugar in her tea and adding milk only when the bag has sufficiently steeped ; finishes washing dishes while bag seeps.

Predisposition toward sticking loose hair on the pale green shower wall, and wiping strands away later with a piece of toilet tissue (unused, of course).

Proclivity toward wearing the same socks two days in a row, excluding extenuating conditions.

Predilection toward ketchup—especially accompanying grilled cheese sandwiches made on a decade-old George Foreman grill.

Propensity to procrastinate via acts of remaking lists, wiping down kitchen counters with fantastic, checking email.

Habit of letting mind wander while repeatedly reading the same line of text.

Bias toward unintentional restlessness.

Inclination to land on feet, despite circumstances.